I mean, can we talk. No, seriously…let’s be real.
Thanksgiving – the day before Black Friday, where you have to deal with the most judgmental people in your life.
Preparing answers to – You’re still in school? When are will you introduce us to your boyfriend?
Texting – “Thankful for you this Thanksgiving” as a peace offering to all the people you promised to keep in touch with and never did, and all the people you forgot to text back this past year.
More Excited – about what I should wear, than what I’m going to eat #ConfessionsOfAFashionBlogger.
Family – Trust me, they wont be any news that hasn’t already been announced on Facebook.
Taking pride – in the fact that I have no major family responsibility, so no one is looking at me to plan how special this day should be for them.
Convinced – the Thanksgiving host I have to work early in the morning so I don’t have to help with cooking.
I will be – painting my nails, curling my weave and contouring my face.
Rumor – has it we’re playing games like shreds after food. Who else wants to sign up for the Cheer-Squad?
Contemplating – where on a scale of 1 to 10 I stand, in terms of eating the healthier options. Right now I’m a strong 3.
Hoping – that a family member of similar age group invites a handsome guy-friend who decided to stay in town for Thanksgiving, and there’s like a 30% chance he has the hots for me (even 25% chance is okay). Oh you’re laughing…I bet if you had a bae, you’d be busy cuddling with him…but here you are, reading blog posts on Thanksgiving day.
Catch me- somewhere in a corner eating the kids’ mac and cheese with like five juice boxes, while scrolling through every website ever, trying to catch every early Black Friday steal ever.
Tasting – pumpkin pie for the first time – wtf is this shit…who came up with this…throws it back on the plate.
Wishing – there was a television channel that showed a live broadcast of people scrambling in stores for things when Black Friday sales start. Now that’s a show I would want to watch, wearing my most comfi pajamas, eating ice-cream.
Have a lovely Thanksgiving everyone,
Your Usual Suspect…B